I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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