First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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