; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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