Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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