I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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