even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
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I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
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You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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