She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
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Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
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Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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