Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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