im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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