so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
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If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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