Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
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want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
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Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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