Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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