It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
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There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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