i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Randomize
