Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
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We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Mom said you looked used
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You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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