You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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