For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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