just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Randomize
