she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
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I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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