you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
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He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
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She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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