Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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