can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Randomize
