opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
not ubering you a puppy
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