I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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