oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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