thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
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He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
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im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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