Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Randomize
