if i can run in heels then i can drive
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
She even gives head with a lisp.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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