I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
my sisters under your porch take her home
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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