margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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