Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
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You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
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Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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