Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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