you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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