Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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