I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
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Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
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I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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