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My friends, they love my intelligence
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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