The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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