Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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