Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
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I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
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I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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