so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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