do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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