Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
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69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
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Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
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As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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