god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
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Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
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She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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