Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
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