After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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