Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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