the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
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When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
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do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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