margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
She's JV to your varsity
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
