so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
it wasn't lemon gatorade
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
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Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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