Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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