Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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