Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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