Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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