Quick, to the slutcave!
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
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And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
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You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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