Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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