I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
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we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
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You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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