Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
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