I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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