What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
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I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
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