So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I could make wine with my vomit
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
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Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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