Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
This baby is an asshole
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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